Thursday, September 4, 2008

Twelfth

Too many times have I fought off accusations of being a nerd!
This label that you've given me, which lacks logic or thought, did you ever consider that it might hurt myself, and the true nerds of this worlds feelings?!
NO! I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T!
Wikipedia, (that's right, I use valuable sources of information), states that a nerd is "a person who passionately pursues intellectual activities, esoteric knowledge, or other obscure interests that are age inappropriate rather than engaging in more social or popular activities."
For those unaware, 'Esoteric' is knowledge which is restricted to a number of people.
Bringing me to the point I am not a nerd, I show enthusiasm in some subjects, yes, but I don't passionately pursue them! I had to look the word esoteric up, so that cuts out me being part of any special group, unless sharing secrets counts, and if it does, WE'RE ALL NERDS WHOOHOOO! Obscure interests that are age inappropriate? Um, no.
So nerr to all of you, I'm not a nerd.
Bringing me to one of my top 3 favorite videos on the internet.
I can recite this from start to finish, and cried I laughed so hard the first time I saw this. The fact that I have actually attempted to play the game involved in this clip probably, scratch that, definitely helps this to be funny for me though.
Oh, the arguments.
I tried to get some background information, but the website in the credits at the end is a porn/sex toy website.
That was fun.
Anyway, ENJOY!


These, my friends, are the read nerds. Infesting our population with their acne and squeaky voices. But fuck, I respect them.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Tenth

Babies!
Alright, I've got one awesome one and a couple of pretty good ones, I'll warm you up to the awesome one.
Number one, "Jerimiah's scared face".


Number two, "Blood".


Number Three, "The Evil Look".


And last but not least, and my personal favorite, "Charlie Bit My Finger".


I can't be bothered with a big post, but those are a few favorites.
Babies might be something I come back to....

Ninth

I can't believe I held this one captive for so long!
Of all the videos circling the internet, this one, by far is the best.
It's hilariously funny, clever, and absolutely ridiculous, the best kind of humor.
The animator and genius behind this masterpiece is a man by the name Don Hertzfeldt, it explains the story behind them in the clip but I'll summarize it anyway.
Don was commissioned by the Family Learning Channel to create a series of short cartoon clips (for promotional use). They were
rejected as soon as the people from the Family Learning Channel watched them. The Johnson and Mills Corporation also asked him to create a few adds for them, these were also rejected. Hence why, the video is called, Rejected.
Okay, here goes guys, eat it up.


So, the first time I watched this clip, it wasn't on youtube (ohmygod, nooooway!), and to create this post I decided youtube was the go. I searched, and as with most popular videos I find people have ripped them off, some unfortunate, and some just as funny as the originals.
Here's a few for kicks.
I'll guide you through the good and bad ones.

For example:
BAD HORRIBLE SHOCKING WORTHLESS.
This one, I can only assume is made with those crummy things on msn that move when you have a microphone and you're talking instead of typing. (Yes, I know a pathetic amount about msn messenger, shut up!)


GOOD, SHORT AND SWEET
Normally I hate it when people do this with videos, sample real cartoons and dub them, but I'm letting this one slide.


UNFORTUNATE, THOUGH KUDOS FOR THE BANANA COSTUME
Yeah, I kind of just pity these guys, the douche bags that go on youtube videos and post nasty comments should go live in a hole and have pessimistic orgies with each other. Though don't let them spawn, chuck 'em some contraception.


So I keep searching, right. (I know what you're thinking, "Lena's pathetic Tuesday night of youtube is ending in a horribly boring blog", and you're probably right. Probably being the key word because I know I'm awesome and I don't need no validation from you non existent reader types.)
My search leads me to this guy, whether his rap is based on the banana from Peanut Butter Jelly Time we'll never know. (Dare someone to email him!) Still, I find this mildly amusing, in a I'm-trying-too-hard-to-be-a-youtube-celebrity kind of way. I love the Banana break-dancing, and I did find myself saying "Banana" along with him. But I'm probably the only person on the planet that did that. Also kudos to him for teaching me that vitamin A-95 comes from Banana's.


Last one, because I've said "banana" a creepy amount in this post. This one I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry. I'm sure on a mind altering substance this would be like crack, and if you were on crack, something else. (Sorry I know that was a bad joke, probably doesn't even count as a joke).


Enough!


fin
banana.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Eighth

This makes me go warm and tingly inside.
I don't need to say anymore really. Enjoy

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Seventh

Okay, so I lost it for a while there, but who wasn't expecting that?
This has got to be one of the BEST news reports I've ever seen. I'm assuming it speaks for itself, and if you don't have a chuckle at the unfortunate defense mechanism of these animals I'll laugh for you.
Gets me every time.
P.s. How brilliant would it be if that happened to Humans when they get excited?


Also I love how he says, "there are scores of breeders that love them, just the way they are".
I would probably torment these poor animals if I bred them, running around after them and laughing at them.
I'm a horrible person, I know.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Sixth

Okay, so I've decided to rekindle my love for infomertials, they are just hilarious. Nothing I love more than a bunch of plastic people jumping around trying to sell me useless items, and on occasion I'm surprised to find I actually want to by something.
Bringing me to video number one for this post, I actually can't take credit for finding this one, my sister sent it to me because she knew how much I'd appreciate it.

I think this is quite possibly one of the funniest vid's I have seen in a while, you can't beat the people in their fitness clothes at the end using the chair.
All I could think about as I watched this was how fucking difficult it would be to get anything done with one of those chairs, and where do people get these extremely stupid ideas from?
Leading me to video number 2, The Facial Flex.


Picture someone using both of these products at once.
Awesome.

I wonder how much money they robbed from people for these stupid, stupid devices?